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shenzi-hemlock:

blemgoid:

love david and goliath being like one of the main bible stories for kids. like yeah you might be small but with god on your side you can kill someone with a rock

Oh so when golden boy David does it, he’s heroic and a man after God’s own heart, but when I, CAIN-

carlyraejepsans:

HAPPY SANS SWEEP QUEEN DEATH DAY

anarchistettin:

annabellioncourt:

evanelleonyx:

gothmonsterfucker:

Frank Oz and Jim Henson ad-lib as Fozzie and Kermit in this test footage for the first Muppet movie, and honestly it’s pure gold.

This is a professional shitpost roleplay.

I’m crying becuase this is something I’ve never seen before, something original of that era of the Muppets with both Oz and Henson working on one of my favorite movies, but also becuase this is the funniest thing I have seen in mONTHS.

“ONLY WITH FRIENDS” LOLOLOLOL

tiptapricot:

ALT

A companion piece to this 💖

(ID in ALT)

ilikeit-art:

This will explain some of Indian dance methodology.

vrumblr:

frenchiegf:

new DB Cooper theory: he went up

The Rapture happened but they only took DB Cooper

funnytwittertweets:

demoisverysexy:

the-dao-of-the-zerg:

fortooate:

specialstarfish:

teojida:

reigenaratakaspisskink:

she-was-a-skater-gay:

reigenaratakaspisskink:

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

:/

this is so fucking funny

update:

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

@whats-a-bear

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

Yes I’m a gay man. Yes I have no interior design sense. Yes we exist.

Hell yeah sis

Me and the lesbian friend you called to redecorate your living room 2 seconds before we accidentally break a wall